KUGANE FRIED CHOCOBO

MALBORO | LAVENDER BEDS | Ward 16 | Plot 28

K.F.C. is Eorzea's finest dining experience. We offer a wide selection of delicious fried Chocobo and Chocobo by-products served Kugane Style. Enjoy dinner with the family in our picnic-style dining area or unwind in our bar and arcade, Cluck-E-Cheese.

Crew Gallery

Check out the KFC crew hard at work. Probably.
The Colonel doesn't believe in breaks or time off, so technically anything we do is work!

Frequently Asked Questions

Where is my Chocobo?

While we are a restaurant and we do serve chocobo we do not serve wild chocobo or chocobos sourced from outside organizations. All chocobo served at KFC is grown on-site in our state-of-the-art chocobo growing facility.

My child was maimed / injured / murdered by a mammet or staff member!

That is technically not a question.

No seriously, how do i get compensated for the loss of my family member?

All complaints may be directed to our complaints department at Malboro | Lavender Beds | Ward 16 | Plot 27. Please scream the complaint loudly to ensure speedy service.

Your chocobo was disgusting, I want a refund!

Well I'd like a Parade Chocobo and a good paying job. We can't always get what we want. Also again this is not a question.

My child went into that disgusting den of depravity you call the 'Chicken Strip'. Why do you let children in there?

To better serve and protect our customers, we require all children to be clearly marked in order to differentiate them from Lalafell. Failure to do so may result in their removal from the facilities and/or their capture and indefinite detainment.

i found a finger in my chocoboless nuggets! what is going on here?

The Colonel is a generous man and, in incidents such as this, has directed our employees to not charge extra despite the customer receiving extra product. Think of it as our gift to you!

I've gone to kugane - why does your chicken taste nothing like kugane cuisine?

The Colonel's secret recipe is without equal - of course nothing in Kugane tastes like it.

I stumbled into some... garden? What the hell is this place?

There is no garden at KFC. The only thing we grow here is our chocobos.

Friends of the colonel

Below you can find a list of the Colonel's favorite establishments.

  • Episode 666 - Episode 666 is a wonderful escape room and haunted house. Give it a try , and if you make it out alive the Colonel will give you 10% off your next Chocobucket!

  • Eorzean Aquarium - Located just next door (in the subdivision) is Eorzea's finest aquarium! Great friends and amazing fish.

  • Klub Kush Around the corner from us is Klub Kush, a nightclub open Monday nights 8-11 EST. The venue provides an open bar and rotating DJ! (Different ones, not physically spinning)

Contact

Guests are welcome at K.F.C. Feel free to drop by and grab a bucket to take home! For a guided tour of the facilities please ask for Vex Maxwell or Inari Fawkes (on Malboro). Our tour guides don't bite, however we make no promises about the mammets. Protective gear is not required but encouraged.If you loved our food, our service, or both please leave a one star review at our competitors - Burger Monarchy (Malboro | Empyreum | Ward 2 | Plot 23).Job Seekers: Looking to start a career with amazing* benefits?
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